Sometimes you just cant make stuff up

because the truth is so much stranger than fiction... So I got a holiday card from my grandpa's wife today who is sad to hear I've been laid off from my job.. Uhh last I checked I still had a job (low hours but a job) and not to feel discouraged.. and yet the card was addressed to my "work" (a) a location that with her spelling doesn't exist- and (b) I haven't worked at in over a year and a half and (c) yet still has my apt number on it- a large hotel doesn't use an apt number.. and (d) if I was laid off how would I get the card..)

Least the check was nice... course if I am "unemployed" you would think she'd be nicer...